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[demeanors]

ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅʀɪʟʟ.

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[lucide]

I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beatle or a Mini or something, not a lorry.

[demeanors]

So, on a scale from 1 to 10, how much pain are you actually in?

It's a need to ask because my pain tolerance is different from yours and I got to make sure I'm allotting you the right amount of sympathy here. [ no, he doesn't. he's just being a shit right now. ]

[lucide]

Enough that I wrote Beatle like the band instead of Beetle like the car.

I've never been impaled, I think that might be a 10. Or would immolation be a 10? That's a faulty scale.

[demeanors]

Were you impaled?

[lucide]

Of course not, I would have opened with that

[demeanors]

Then does this have to do with drinking a little too much or [ it still feels more ridiculous than it should be typing this— ] witch-related things.

[lucide]

It's utterly charming how you phrase that. Yes, witch related things.

I got thrown into a tree. Again. That's the fourth time if you're keeping count at home. Do you think they've got a punch card for it?

[demeanors]

I actually started a tally for you on my phone.
To keep track of your weekly injuries, you know.

Do I want to know why you were thrown into a tree?

[lucide]

Cute, sounds fake.

Tree was nearby, they're always nearby.

[demeanors]

Who's the one being cute now?

You're evading.

[lucide]

Still you.

Witches are bitches.

[demeanors]

Aw, you aren't that bad.

[ still him. ]

[lucide]

😂😂😂

Do you think postmates delivers ice packs?

[demeanors]

Do I look like someone who would know whether Postmates delivers ice packs or not?

[ chloe pls ]

[lucide]

You look like someone who owns stock in postmates.

[demeanors]

Thanks. I'll take that as a compliment.

[lucide]

Always